So my son from another mother and I were playing in the castle. After a brief refresher on how to wake up slumbering princesses, I thanked my lovely (if somewhat rough) Prince Charming. Here’s a recap of a conversation:
Me: Thank you for waking me up, Prince Charming!
Eric: I’m not a prince, I’m Eric!
Me: You’re not a prince?
E: No. Mommy is a prince.
Me: No, sweetie, Mommy is a girl so she’s a princess. Boys are princes, girls are princesses.
E: Are you a princess?
Me: Yes! Who else is a princess?
Me: Yes, Mommy is a princess! What about Daddy? Is Daddy a princess?
E: No, Daddy is a boy.
Me: So that makes Daddy. . .
E: (in a very solemn voice) hmmmm. . .a butterfly?
Me: bahahahahahahahaha! Good job, kiddo!